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Snake Oil › UFO Club -- Lifetime Membership

UFO Club -- Lifetime Membership

$9.99

It’s 1972, the banks of Lake Ontario somewhere in far out Canadia. The night sky is cold and brilliant. Seven-year-old Hazel peers into the Universe. What did she see? We’ll never know for certain. But the next day, she founded the UFO Club. It’s a very exclusive club, but you will be considered for admission, if you do the following. Pay the modest sum of $9.99. Receive your official UFO Club membership card, hand-crafted by an actual 7-year-old. Put the card in your pocket, or if you’re a lady without pockets, slip it into your bra. That night, step out side. Search the infinite sky…. What do you see? What do you feel? What is it?

UFOs? Maybe. Maybe not. Regardless we should all keep our eyes open.

It’s 1972, the banks of Lake Ontario somewhere in far out Canadia. The night sky is cold and brilliant. Seven-year-old Hazel peers into the Universe. What did she see? We’ll never know for certain. But the next day, she founded the UFO Club. It’s a very exclusive club, but you will be considered for admission, if you do the following. Pay the modest sum of $9.99. Receive your official UFO Club membership card, hand-crafted by an actual 7-year-old. Put the card in your pocket, or if you’re a lady without pockets, slip it into your bra. That night, step out side. Search the infinite sky…. What do you see? What do you feel? What is it?

UFOs? Maybe. Maybe not. Regardless we should all keep our eyes open.